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Public News Post #52

New Day, New You!

Written by: Smuggler Jayden
Date: Sunday, December 30th, 2018
Addressed to:


Are you lonely? Depressed? Do you ever feel like your skin just isn't on right, your veins aren't glowing enough, or you don't have the right number of organs? Body-modding might be right for you! After a preliminary interview and counseling session to make sure you want to go through with cosmetic nanosurgery, we'll get you fixed up and re-sculpted to fit that perfect you! Depending on your needs, a wide variety of payment plans are available as well. Currently offering bioluminescence specials! Get some glow in your eyes, highlight your skin, or for the most hardcore among you, try out Glowbones"! Simply send a message to Jayden of Rejuv-Jay's, and we can talk about getting an appointment scheduled. Remember, for every day, there's another you.


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