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Public News Post #468

An Open Letter To HugTech.

Written by: Guardian Prime Clover Moonchild, Mushroom Queen
Date: Sunday, October 17th, 2021
Addressed to:

HugTech,

I am very certain that this letter will do absolutely no good, as you seem content to willfully ignore me, but as I am a Guardian, it is my duty to at least attempt to contact you regarding this matter.

We have a missing child, many citizens and visitors injured or killed by robot plushies that appear to be from your abandoned factory, and no way to get in to search.

If you are not complicit in this, you will contact the council with information so that we may open the doors. The time to do that is now.

Either way, your actions in this matter will not be forgotten.

Guard Prime Clover Moonchild

and on behalf of Guardians Lupisentia and Zoe,
and the rest of the Ascendancy.

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