Hihi, sweet toothed people everywhere!

It's me, Keiko T'rath of K0NF3KTI0N, the three is silent, blah blah blah, you know who I am, what am I doing!

This Candy Dan guy is a real pain in the ass with his stupid racially insensitive candy and his sob story about his dead dad. Booooring!

You know who has a probably dead dad and also has had a candy shop for forever? Me. Well, not forever, obviously, I'm not old. And maybe the physical shop JUST opened, but nevermind THAT. My point is that I've been selling delicious candies forEVER and this guy is trying to take my THING, AND he's making you dakaheads dress up like idiots in masks and costumes for this mediocre candy and you're actually DOING IT?

Pathetic! Where is your self respect?

You know what's actually worth losing your self respect over? Currency, obviously! And maybe I'll even throw in some of my greatly superior candy, since you all love candy so much. So as such, I will be throwing a KEIKO'S CANDYLAND COSTUME PARTY!

Here are the deets!

Date: TBA, but... soon! ((Probably around Halloween! Will post closer to the time!))
Mission: Dress up in the most impressive costume you can! Points for creativity! Points for handmade costumes! Points for acting really convincingly like you're actually a many-legged hagda! I dunno, the points are arbitrary, I'm judging this daka, play to the judge if you wanna!
Prize: 500k marks and 100 credits to first place, as well as a FANCY TROPHY! Second and third place just get fancy trophies, unless I'm feeling particularly generous at the time. But they'll be FANCY! Did I mention they're FANCY?
Also: Door prizes and goodie bags for all attendants and a raffle for all entrants! That means you can get prizes just for coming. And if you enter but don't win, you're still eligible to win the raffle! Amount of the raffle depends on how many people plan to enter 'cause if it's only a few I'm not dropping a bunch of my fortune on it!

You're probably thinking, gee, Keiko, this sounds super great and I wanna enter! But can I? The answer is yes! Anyone can enter, unless you are banned from Keiko's Candyland or have been caught murdering Bushraki citizens in New Dikamazi any time in the past year, in which case maybe you should try to suck less I dunno.

If you're interested in entering, lemme know by message! You don't gotta do that to enter, it'll just help me get an idea of how many door prizes I need to dig outta my literal bag of endless daka.

More information as it develops, til then, get your costumes ready!

xxx
Keiko T'rath