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Public News Post #387

One Day More Until The Omnidancer Gala.

Written by: Marshal Lupisentia Ironbound, the Shenanigan
Date: Saturday, December 12th, 2020
Addressed to:


ATTENTION ALL SPACERS!

The dancers will strike the floor tomorrow! Join us at Lamentations to hoot, holler, and generally cheer on all of our fabulous contestants.
// Gala Date: Next Sync - Saturday Dec 12th, 7 pm EST - - OR Midnight 12/13 GMT. We've got less than 8 hours! //

<< The Prizes - - The prize pool has been majorly upgraded, thanks to our incredible sponsors: The Zevran Dynasty, Joyco, Keiko T'Rath, Holgorath Ironbound, and some anonymous heroes. Thank you all for your support and investment in making this event such a powerful opportunity for our performers!

With this in mind, I am proud to announce the following prizes:
<> First Place: 1,000,000 marks, 150 credits, AND a fabulous crown granting free drinks from the INCREDIBLE Poffy Tango
<> Second Place: 500,000 marks AND 75 credits
<> Third Place: 250,000 marks AND 25 credits

The remaining 60 credits and 100,000 marks will be auctioned off as part of the door prize raffles. If anyone is looking to bring rainbow tesseracts for opening, let ya Shen know so I can add those to the timing roster.

<< The Line Up - -
<> Opening Announcements

1 Saiph - SH
> 10,000 Marks Giveaway
2 Gwoss - SD
> 10 Credit Giveaway
3 Grek - CA
> 20,000 Marks Giveaway
4 Quark - SD
> 20 Credit Giveaway

<> Intermission, and a message or two from our sponsors

5 Marcella - SH
> 40,000 Marks Giveaway
6 Dmitri - CA
> 30 Credit Giveaway
7 Digit - SD
> 60,000 Marks Giveaway

<> Closing remarks and grand prize announcements

<< The Judges - -
Marshals Holgorath and Lupisentia Ironbound, Lord Commander Vega T'rvati, and Guardian General Shardclaw Dragonlord

<< The Spectacle - -
Contest participants will be ranked using a 1-10 scale at the event based on the following:
<> Fluidity and Complexity of Choreography
<> Meaningful Use of Props
<> Audience Interaction
<> Creativity in Costuming

As always, lewdity and nudity are appreciated, but will not automatically earn you bonus points. Dancers must dance naturally without utilizing the stage gimmicks that come with a standard gig. (//No PERFORMANCE/CONCERT stuff, just standard emotes and item interactions. Pet dancing assistance IS approved.)

Half tizzy already and ready to rumble,
Lupisentia Ironbound, the Shenanigan


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