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Public News Post #273

To Whoever Patched The Backdoor In Your Surveillance Shadow-wings.

Written by: Master Architect Kass
Date: Wednesday, February 12th, 2020
Addressed to:

I am surprised it took you this long to find out I was using that channel for communication, however, I was STILL using that channel when you shut it down!

What's the point of a remote communicator that no longer works as a remote communicator! No, I will not be returning the bird because of this. I'm just going to have to start developing my own bird based social media platform to justify the installation of those speakers in their wing. I LIKED using that bird as a proxy, okay?!

-- Kass Stareater

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