Starmourn Game News

Previous Article | Back to News Summary | Next Article
Public News Post #230

A reply.

Written by: Ata Aurazi, Strike Leader
Date: Sunday, October 20th, 2019
Addressed to: Argo T'rath


Odious Argo:

Your version of events betrays one of two scenarios.

Scenario 1: You are incapable of processing social situations. It would take, indeed, only the most rudimentary of NLP routines to detect that Sslenick preferred death to their, at the time, present imprisonment. In no way did Sslenick's words provide sufficient consent for your aggressive actions. As the Sector's leading expert in consent-based violence, I direct you to Project Kithflower's Consent Forms. Were Sslenick considered a lawless individual, you would be off the hook. As Sslenick was protected by Celestine law, your actions could only be considered attempted murder. In this scenario, you should be considered gravely inadequate in all language processing environments. This extends not only to the aforementioned event, but also to your wanting understanding of T'rath.

Scenario 2: You are a bold liar who lacks cunning. In this scenario, your previous message is a fabrication. You understood the events in the Subnet perfectly, and yet you have reimagined events in order to publish here some vein attempt to garner sympathizers.

If you write with contrition, you will turn yourself over Celestine authorities so that you may face the consequences of your actions. You will have due legal process. If you refuse this offer, having been declared a public enemy of the Ascendancy, you will find yourself running from bounty hunters Sector-round, until you at last decide that that INR of yours is too great a burden.

Sincerely,
Dr. Ata Aurazi
Guardian Prime


Previous Article | Back to News Summary | Next Article

It’s Floating AND It’s a Market!

Welcome one and all to the event of the season in Starmourn – The Floating Market 976 A.E.! This year the market will be floating around Fontain Station from November 15th-25th, which should be plenty of time for folks to thoroughly check it out. As always you may either fly to it or take ground…
Read More
Human in a red hoodie against a black, shadowed background holds their fists up by their temples, their face obscured by a glowing orange LED mask with Xs for eyes and a jagged line for the mouth.

It’s the spookiest time of the year~

What’s that? Who’s there?! For those of you not already in the Discord, here’s your mid-month reminder: Rapadruk Season is upon us, Starmourn! As the night’s shadows encroach on the day’s glow, the gloomy holiday brings out the band of Candy Dans and all sorts of trickery across those populated planets and ALL known racial…
Read More
A human stands in shadow, their face almost complete obscured against the dark backdrop, with bright pink hair pulled into a tight, thin bun and spikes protruding from their shoulders.

Floating Markets, Rapadruk Spirits, and Winterflame Festivity – Oh My!

Now that things have settled a bit with the Newbie Experience, check out the roster of fun end of year holidays the Starmourn sector is known for! October Rapadruk Season is the Starmourn analog to Halloween, and the Sector decks itself out with ENTHUSIASM for all the spooky theming and parties similar to the Earthen…
Read More