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Public News Post #230

A reply.

Written by: Ata Aurazi, Strike Leader
Date: Sunday, October 20th, 2019
Addressed to: Argo T'rath


Odious Argo:

Your version of events betrays one of two scenarios.

Scenario 1: You are incapable of processing social situations. It would take, indeed, only the most rudimentary of NLP routines to detect that Sslenick preferred death to their, at the time, present imprisonment. In no way did Sslenick's words provide sufficient consent for your aggressive actions. As the Sector's leading expert in consent-based violence, I direct you to Project Kithflower's Consent Forms. Were Sslenick considered a lawless individual, you would be off the hook. As Sslenick was protected by Celestine law, your actions could only be considered attempted murder. In this scenario, you should be considered gravely inadequate in all language processing environments. This extends not only to the aforementioned event, but also to your wanting understanding of T'rath.

Scenario 2: You are a bold liar who lacks cunning. In this scenario, your previous message is a fabrication. You understood the events in the Subnet perfectly, and yet you have reimagined events in order to publish here some vein attempt to garner sympathizers.

If you write with contrition, you will turn yourself over Celestine authorities so that you may face the consequences of your actions. You will have due legal process. If you refuse this offer, having been declared a public enemy of the Ascendancy, you will find yourself running from bounty hunters Sector-round, until you at last decide that that INR of yours is too great a burden.

Sincerely,
Dr. Ata Aurazi
Guardian Prime


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