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Public News Post #609

Museum Research!

Written by: Excavator Extraordinaire Shulamit Moonchild, Very Tall Curator
Date: Monday, April 29th, 2024
Addressed to:


Hoo hoo! Pleased to meet you! I am Shulamit!

Some of you know, I am a curator in Scatterhome! This means I do museumy thingies! Like placing out objects, or expanding collections, or even trying to get people to study items with me!

Like now! I am planning on studying Scatterhome's fossils and antiquities on a more scheduly schedule thing. Several syncs from now, I plan on studying a stone cradle, originally found on Gunurash. Anyone who wants to join may! Including not from Scatterhome! Will that work? We have no idea! But we're going to try!

I ask you bring yourself, and questions! Or answers! If you want to just eat candies, you can, but those will be in the employee break room and not in the research room. No candy dust on the fossils, hoo no.

Refreshments provided, as well as chairs. In both the break room and the research room! Probably.

If no one shows, I will still poke at the antiquity, hoo yes.

Shulamit Moonchild, Scatterhome Curator

((Sunday, May 5th, at 9pm eastern usa time. I think this puts it an hour after sync.))


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