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Public News Post #536

Celestine Pet Shop Ribbon Cutting.

Written by: Guardian Prime Clover Moonchild, Director of Joy
Date: Tuesday, October 4th, 2022
Addressed to:


Hello, friends!

It is a long time coming, I know, but one of the things I aimed to take care of in my tenure as Guardian was getting rid of the sketchy pet shop in Scrapston, which I am proud to say we have finally done. These dodgy pet shops are a bad look for the Ascendancy or any civilized place and they allow unscrupulous pet shop owners to get away with awful breeding practices and other bad business tactics, right under our noses.

And please don't worry, our replacement is not "gentrifying" the neighborhood of Scrapston - we have brought on new owners from the Scrapston area and are working with them to run a safe and moral place of business, saving and rehabbing animals and entirely unlike most "pet shops" which place profit over animal welfare.

If you're interested, we will be having an official ribbon cutting and anyone with an interest is invited to come out. We will meet at the Crossings in case anyone is unfamiliar with how to get to Scrapston. I hope you can make it!

((October 7th, 4:30 PM EST))

Have a bright day!

Clover Moonchild
on behalf of Celestine and the other Guardians


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