Starmourn Game News

Previous Article | Back to News Summary | Next Article
Public News Post #525

The Port & Pour Contest.

Written by: No Fun Shan Haven
Date: Sunday, July 31st, 2022
Addressed to:


Howdy sector,

Sick of slaughtering tons of robots just to be paid a pittance of five marks on each robot part? I hear ya! And I'm here to help!

I'm Shan Haven, entrepreneur and owner of the up-and-coming historic Port & Pour (that is, collectively The historically restored Porthouse holobrothel and The Pourhouse bar!) The holobrothel will feature erotic holographic features as well as compliant (non-sentient, of course!) sexbots. The bar is a, well, a bar. That's where you come in!
I got talented designers working on the interior of the place, but for what I envision, we need ROBOT PARTS! Any robot parts! All parts collected will be added to the finished interior!

From here on out, bring your robot parts to me, Shan, instead of Quickmark, and I'll pay you 5,000 marks a pop! That's right, 5,000 marks EACH!
AND!

If this contest gets any traction, whoever brings me the most robot parts will get VIP treatment at the Port & Pour when we officially open, and I'll put the top contributor's names down somewhere in the bar, to live in infamy forever!

(A portion of the proceeds from the holobrothel o towards helping Oldtown citizens and towards the ethical treatment of sentient robots. All sentient employees are paid a competitive wage.)

Yours,
Shannon Haven
Owner, The P&P Oldtown


Previous Article | Back to News Summary | Next Article
A deep space image of a star imploding and the resulting gas ring, with the tasteful text addition "*fart sound*"

Wonders abound in April, as do pranks and glee!

In acknowledgement of our low population and in an effort to consolidate our playerbase, the Starmourn Admin team has made the bold and brave decision to merge our three Factions into one united front: The Scattered Song Ascendancy! … Kidding, we’re kidding!! (This joke did wonders on the Discord) We Admin folk considered a bunch…
Read More
Golden circles and sparkles are set in a soft line against a dark backdrop

“Esteem”s Like You’ve Got Something To Say

Have something nice to say? Go on ‘n say it! You no longer have to wait for annual fanmail in Starmourn to share a nice note with your fellow players. The new Esteem system allows you to offer praise for other players’ roleplay or to simply share a positive comment or good vibe to let…
Read More
A human sits in shadow atop a skyscraper's rooftop overlooking a brightly lit neon cityscape. They wear a mask designed with LED lights showing Xs for eyes and a skeletal smile.

There’s a rumblin’ in the galactic news stands…

Rumor has it that HETE has run into a new bug in their records system and speculation abounds! How might it affect spacers in the Starmourn sector? You’ll have to log in to find out! April’s primed for good times, laughs, and silliness to kick off the most foolish of seasons. We’ll post details here…
Read More