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Public News Post #514

Erroneous Thinking, Subsequent Enlightenment.

Written by: Zarrach
Date: Thursday, June 9th, 2022
Addressed to:



Someone has done me a great service this sync and I would like to recognize them in front of all of you happy people.

This person has revealed to me that no matter how low I think people can go, there is always a lower level.
Taking from those who have not, while you already have the same just so you can have more of it, must be the way of things in this sad reality I have had my eyes reopened to. I thought better of those around me. I have learned, and will take this to heart.

Quantu Nightshade, you DAZZLING STAR!

You bought one of my homes meant for rookies. Not only are you MIL 25, which is past what some would call rookie status, you've already GOT a plot in the Dominion of your very own.

I do not know what you use that spot for, I do not care. You already have something, and you decided you needed more.

My mistake here was believing that people who already had a plot wouldn't be looking to pick up more land off my efforts. So far it'd been just fine, everyone was respecting that. But you, Quantu, decided otherwise.
Thank you for enlightening me to the wrongness of my thinking. How stupid of me to assume this.

Now get your ass off that plot you bought from me, and put it back where it belongs.


You didn't think I'd check, did you?


- Zarrach


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