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Public News Post #508

Ioe announces: The I.O.E!

Written by: Bad Egg Ioe
Date: Friday, May 20th, 2022
Addressed to:


Hello, Sector!

Industrial Ordinance Enterprises (now in partnership with MogiCorp!) is proud to announce the grand opening of our new Jelosuk-Zuluslon manufacturing facility!

This state of the art weapons autofactory is located right on the border of Selassian and Zinari space, perfectly poised to capture market synergies between the extensive industrial capacity of the Selassian Dynasty and the weapons-building expertise of the Zinari Imperium. Are we selling weapons to both sides? Absolutely. Are we selling weapons to everyone else? Doubly so!

If you want to make use of our facilities, or buy some ammo, come check us out at RS-5545 (1, 100). It's listed on the starcharts as autofactory #38 right now, but we'll figure out how signs work in space later. Probably. It's not a priority right now, we have things to explode and batteries to build.

PS. The pacifists and industrialists out there may also be excited to hear about our range of non-metal composite materials, including rglass, nanoplastic, diamene sheets and even modular space structure panels!

Going to go sleep for a week now,
-Ioe


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