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Public News Post #504

MogiCorp opens its doors.

Written by: Mogi Millions
Date: Friday, May 6th, 2022
Addressed to:


Yo, Sector!

MogiCorp under the Millions Dynasty is recruiting like-minded entrepreneurs who wish to seize their share in the profits to be reaped on the road ahead!

Our goal is to turn Omni Station into the Sector's hub of market activity, control the means of production, and make a profit to rival even the biggest keiretsus of old, guided by The 10 Laws of Profit, MogiCorp (R):

1) Profit from every conversation.
2) Once you have their marks, never give them back.
3) Never stick your hand in a skulf's jaws for anybody, unless the skulf is dead and you're making a sales pitch.
4) Never let a good friendship go unexploited.
5) Time is marks. Take the time of others instead of yours.
6) Greed is profit.
7) Charity is worthless, unless it is a profitable investment.
8) Honor and titanium together are worth the price of the titanium.
9) The measure of your virtue is your bottom line.
10) Keep busy, but keep your employees busier.


Stay profitable, Starmourn, but stay away from my profits!

Mogi Millions
Multi-millionaire extraordinaire, entrepreneurial genius


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