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Public News Post #464

Sunrise. Sunset. Just Add Teqzal.

Written by: Proprietor Beaux Zevran
Date: Sunday, September 19th, 2021
Addressed to:


Salutations. Solutions. Soliloquies. Sonatas. And Soft Shawls.


The Neon Karnival, subsidiary of the Zevran Syndicate, in partnership with the Arcade of the Astrologian and the Fraternity of Chromatics and Illumination, also subsidiaries of Z-SyN, is prepping for THEE inaugural gala of galas: Bacchanalien! A very exciting theme has been chosen and I know you will all adore it!

That leads me to the reason for this missive. I am looking to hire a few fabulous and imaginative designers to lend their beautiful talents and aesthetically inclined minds, who can work within said theme and color guidelines and other policies. Designers will be paid per design from a predetermined list. A non-disclosure agreement will be mandatory to ensure secrets are guarded and kept so all will enjoy. I may alsoa possibly... maybea its up in the aira could bea looking to hire an event manager and assistant to work under my creative direction and architecture.

Oh!......

Are you the leader of a huge gigantic corporation? Are you the BOSS of your conglomerate. Are you Chief Entertainment/Executive Officer or perhaps just the secretary who wants to get in good with your boss so you can have more vacation days and choose the restaurant for lunch at least once per week cause twice is pushing it ya know. I mean, you are adventurous in your cuisine just enough and your employer needs to expand their food choices from the same old same old. You already have your extra handkerchiefs in your top drawer to match whatever they are wearing on any day from when they spill whatever beverage during the day. If you would be interested in sponsoring an event or donating to show that you are a business that reaches out and cares for their community and its people, or donate an item a designed item for gift bags (but still must fit within theme and colors)......

Please reach out to me, THEE Beaux at your leisure or earliest convenience! For either opportunity.

Beaux Zevran
Monarchical Messiah of Meteoric Marks Making
Systematic Sovereign of Swarthy Swag
Charismatic Chairman of the Curious Conviviality
Sophic Sage of Savant Serenades
THEE


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