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Public News Post #437

CHROME TRASH CUTTHROATS.

Written by: Enji Ohno
Date: Wednesday, June 16th, 2021
Addressed to:

Hey fleshnecks!

Just a heads up that the dakkiest, dirtiest, best flakkin' banjo band in all of New Dikamazi - Chrome Trash Cutthroats - are gonna be playing Tox Populi later this month. (Yeah it's my band, so?)

Just a little thing to appease Saki's need for some excitement I guess. Flakker's got taste, what can I say?

It's also open mic, so if you got a band then feel free to book in for the same night.

They got whiskey and steak and zippa, so if you got no taste in music just come for that, I guess.

Details:
Starsday in the 1st week of Kith, 963 A.E.
(//Sunday 20th June at... check this: https://bit.ly/3gFsAnz)
Tox Populi, New Dikamazi

Directions:
Flying: Iota 70, 110
Transport: Omni > Iota > New Dikamazi > WALK TO TOXPOPULI

Be there or be a loser.

Later, flakkers.

Enji Ohno

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