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Public News Post #425

Under Where?

Written by: Guardian Executive Grek
Date: Sunday, April 25th, 2021
Addressed to: Flipilaria Matari, the Temporal Gazer

I would like to point out that I do, in fact, have a line of fancy undergarments for sale in my shops. Do you want a flowing white loincloth suitable for an adventure holo? A pair of food wrapper booty shorts that display the nutritional content of the snack that you are? A little black thong? A pocket-sized expandible sports bra? Censor bar holotechnology so you can freeball it with your modesty intact? Literally invisible shapewear? We've got it all at GrekTech!

If Flip wants to conduct an underwear comparison contest, she is more than welcome to face me at Omni. Be there, or be bare!
-Grek

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