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Public News Post #415

Talent Wanted.

Written by: Captain Kaos T'rath
Date: Wednesday, March 3rd, 2021
Addressed to:

Hello guys and gals, theydies and gentlethems, and even those of you I'm not so fond of!

I, Kaos T'rath, am currently seeking interested ACTORS and EXTRAS for a very important piece of holocinema I am working on. It will be my DIRECTOR'S AND SCREENWRITER'S DEBUT, written completely by yours truly! *though if you have ideas I am willing to listen!

What's in it for you? Besides the obvious FAME, I will definitely be paying my employees well! You'll also get tickets to the very first screening of the show once it's done, popkern and cocktails and other fancy stuff provided, of course! And hey! Your name will be on the credits! Haven't you always wanted your name in some credits?

The only thing you should know about this script is that it is VERY bad. But purposefully so, in a very tongue-in-cheek and campy horror movie-esque way, not in a problematic Kaos-is-a-piece-of-daka way! Have you ever wanted to act in the STUPIDEST and most OVER THE TOP HOLOVID that you've ever seen? Now is your LUCKY DAY!

HURRY to get your applications in and don't let the chance for fame and fortune pass you by! The time commitment will be low, the awards will be high, at least as long as you don't mind being famous for being that one guy in that terrible holo. Hey, if we make it a CULT holo, it's all gravy from there, guys! Then we're COOL and COUNTERCULTURE!

Interested parties can send their list of experience and accolades (not required) and what they kind of role they're looking for and I will send more details your way! 

Thanks for your time!

Kaos T'rath
Aspiring Screenwriter

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