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Public News Post #41

Moving On.

Written by: Kaguya
Date: Friday, December 28th, 2018
Addressed to:


To Xio, the sourpuss: I don't regret slapping you. I hope it left a scar on your fat fucking face.

To Jerrax, the half-wit: I figure this is more appropriate than posting a public apology for readmittance, hm? I mean, it's a bit absurd to be kicked out over such drivel, but I reckon it's all for the best!

To the Celestine Ascendancy: In the future, -please- elect someone who has more than two brain cells when it comes to giddy faction commands such as OUST. I know it looks all shiny and alluring, but it demands a modicum of post-pubescent maturity to employ.

And lastly, to Scatterhome: Thank you for welcoming my sister and I with open arms.

Regards,
Kaguya Otsutsuki


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