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Public News Post #378

The Omnidancer Gala, Take Two.

Written by: Lupisentia Ironbound, the Shenanigan
Date: Sunday, November 8th, 2020
Addressed to:


Space cadets and wanderers - I invite you to shake what your progenitor gave ya and win glorious prizes. It's time for: The Omnidancer Gala, Take Two.

That's right, I am once again calling all you hip-poppin', sexy droppin', flakkin' fools to entertain the masses. It's time for us to come together for the second installment of the dance competition to end all competitions!


If you are looking to PERFORM IN, JUDGE, or SPONSOR the Gala, I ask that you shoot me a message in the next year or so. The date and time of the event will be determined based on the availability of those participating.

Contest participants will be ranked by a team of judges using a 1-10 scale at the event based on the following:
<> Fluidity and Complexity of Choreography
<> Meaningful Use of Props
<> Audience Interaction
<> Creativity in Costuming

As always, lewdity and nudity are appreciated, but will not automatically earn you bonus points. Dancers must dance naturally without utilizing the stage gimmicks that come with a standard gig. (//no PERFORMANCE stuff, just raw emotes and item interactions)

I would encourage you to PRACTICE PRACTICE PRACTICE before the event. Last minute entries may be accepted, but you will be doing yourself and your judges a favor by prepping ahead of time.


* * Grand Prize - Initial Offerings * *
I will sponsor 50,000 marks to the winner along with a custom designed prize and recognition as the one true Omnidancer, the best in the sector. At least until the next contest, that is.

Hopefully we'll see this prize list significantly grow in the months to come, so stay tuned and start those warm ups!

Will Saiph keep the Omnidancer title or will someone overthrow his dancing domination? Well... that's up to YOU, spacer!


Lupisentia Ironbound, the Shenanigan


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