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Public News Post #356

Pandering Prurient Parodies To Perverted People Isn't Propaganda.

Written by: Veteran Pilot Lain
Date: Wednesday, September 2nd, 2020
Addressed to:


Hi folks,

Just to let you know, "My Machine Goddess Can't Be This Cute" is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places, and incidents are either the products of the authors' imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance or similarity to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

The Ishvana is a horrible monstrosity that has committed terrible acts over the past millennia, and the authors of the zine, who wish to remain anonymous for their safety and who paid me to write this article, do not condone lusting after or sympathizing with the real deal.

However, cartoons are imaginary and a-okay to get your rocks off to, so just remember to keep fiction and reality separated, neh?

Yours truly (and please don't shoot me, I'm just the messenger),
Lain


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