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Public News Post #348

Song Director Steve states on-record preference for airlocking reporters.

Written by: Zek
Date: Saturday, August 22nd, 2020
Addressed to:


::: News Alert :::

I'm Zek, and this is a TSZ News Alert!

On the 22nd of Milli, 960 A.E., Song Director Steve Sol'lun was seen traversing from Omni Station to the SNP Industries Lab on Biloxan, Krell. Looking perhaps somewhat upset and paranoid, but still wearing an armored black jumpsuit and a pair of V Sunstrider sneakers (the classics!), Director Sol'lun was seen threatening reporters gathered, seeking the latest information on whether or not the Song Dominion had anything to do with the destruction of the Event Horizon.

"Tranquility Deepness's hired for less than a photo," the Human said, referring to photographs taken of the public official. When asked if he was threatening reporters as an official act, Steve said it would be the, "Airlock, for you," referring to this very reporter.

Steve then disappeared into the confines of SNP Laboratories, calling the gathered press "Moron" on the way in.

What does this mean for the Song Dominion? Has one of the Cabinet lost his way? Is he, perhaps, prone to violent rages?

Only time will tell. But do watch your step around this man. He seems to have powerful connections - and perhaps an iron fist.


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