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Public News Post #313

Prisms.

Written by: Ata Aurazi
Date: Monday, July 20th, 2020
Addressed to: Vanguard Rylek Ironbound


Dear Rylek,

Decades of close observation have led me to the very probable hypothesis that Scatterhome's Marshal's are more likely to crush the prisms into dust and snort them than to put them to any good use. Really, you should consider donating the prisms your Marshals confiscate to science before such precious items fall into the hands of undisciplined frivolity.

Regards,
Dr. Ata Aurazi


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