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What up, fleshnecks!
Kiru Ano here, proprietor of ZippaHut, New Dikamazi's premier engine-baked zippa establishment.
Finally whacked (most of) the vines back off of my zippa cart and got myself a shiny new drone. The oven engine's running, the dough's all ready and the toppings are sizzling, just waiting for your orders to pour in to line my greedy pockets with marks.
Get excited, folks! We got three delicious recipes on the menu right now:
Leech Orchid - Have your tasty revenge on the bane of New Dikamazi! Slices of tender, de-wired leech orchid stem, marinated in our special smoky blend of herbs and spices and scattered on a thin and crispy flatbread base over rich pomero sauce, covered in vat-made-cheese (for the vegans - they exist, right?) and engine-baked to perfection!
Pulled Springer - Fresh springer meat from the Northern Wilds of Usum Usutti, slow-cooked until it's falling apart and then pulled into strands and seasoned with our special sweet 'n' fiery spice, then piled on a classic flatbread base over rich pomero sauce, covered in zhubeast cheese and engine-baked to order! Might be TOO spicy for organic guts, I don't even know!
Chargrilled Tentacle - Perfectly chargrilled strips of wild tentacle, fished right outta the lake in the Southern Wilds of Usum Usutti. Seasoned with simple spices, juicy and tender, a generous helping of strips covers a layer of rich pomero sauce on a flatbread base, all coated in an oven-crisp later of zhubeast cheese! Mmm, real cheese cheese.
You want some? Come see me at my cart in New Dikamazi anytime to pick up a slice... or 8.
Too lazy to get your lazy ass out to New Dikamazi? Never fear, my friends We offer DELIVERY! Send a TELL to either me, KIRU or ZIPPAHUT, our loyal ZippaHut drone, containing the word 'zippa' - comms'll connect you. For example, TELL KIRU Send me some delicious zippa, you handsome flakker!
FLAKK NOODLES! ZIPPA IS THE NEXT BIG THING!
You wanna stay heavy? *snicker*
Order ZippaHut now!
Kiru out!
*FINE PRINT: Please read the enclosed terms and conditions before consuming any of our zippa. ZippaHut is not responsible for any injury or loss of life that may occur due to consumption of our products, nor are we to be held liable for any clones. Please consult a doctor before consuming.
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