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Public News Post #286

Fantom Labs Security Evaluation.

Written by: Xenozoologist Clover Moonchild, Guardian Envoy
Date: Tuesday, April 14th, 2020
Addressed to:


Hi, Ras!

Wow, congratulations on the new security! Mechs and everything! I'd like to report that your increased security has almost doubled the amount of time it takes me to wreck one of your labs - it added an extra ~10 minutes to my average time getting in and getting the job done, bringing the grand total to a whole twenty minutes - if I really take my time. Not that it was particularly hard, but I think you've already beat Wundishu in the security area! Good job!

I also enjoyed the opportunity to kill three of your fancy, expensive robots. Maybe you should add a few more of those? There's such a shortage in New Dikamazi sometimes. I understand if all the embezzling is leaving you short of funds, though.

I hope you enjoyed the gifts we left for you in all three of your labs. It seems to me you forgot to give Atilan any extra security at all - I told your employees there how highly you must think of them. Luckily for them, I'm a pacifist.

Please don't make it too easy for me, I might get bored and jump straight to burning the place down.

Oh, I almost forgot! While we're chatting, I have a question for you: Where is Dr. Fantom?

Hugs and kisses,

Clover Moonchild
GCEPS Ambassador
Director of Joy


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