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Public News Post #24

From the Mindsim log of Rhea Part the second.

Written by: Spacer Rhea
Date: Sunday, December 23rd, 2018
Addressed to: Kareli


Here's the sum total of their deaths to a piercer today.

32 deaths with the word guard in the name, in the 6 hours of logs I have recorded, unfortunately the logs will not be provided in full as they contain private and personal information.

In reverse order

1. 00:45:29.425 Ninvahn has been brutally slain by a sleek Vendal guardswoman.
Probably died to the most recent Cosmpiercer taken.

00:42:47.675 Khan has been brutally slain by a sleek Vendal guardswoman.
Probably died to the most recent cosmpiercer taken.


2. 00:40:12.299 Hourik has been brutally slain by a Nabian guard.
3. 00:40:53.560 Hourik has been brutally slain by a Nabian guard.

Scatterhomer being a scatterhomer.

4. 00:37:37.109 Zeke has been brutally slain by a sleek Vendal guardswoman.
Again probably died to the most recent ISH taken

5. 00:21:11.831 Saleipur has been brutally slain by an aggressive W'hoorn guardswoman.
6. 00:21:15.028 Halcyon has been brutally slain by a hyper Nath-el guardswoman.

Probably they went into a room with three guards and no one took the agression of our poor guardsmen, so these two died quickly enough that there was less than a timing of balance between them.


00:07:20.731 Khan has been brutally slain by a savage Krona guardsman.

A 13 minute break between Cosmpiercers minimum means that they were likely traveling from a low level to a high level Cosmpiercer.

Go up a bit in my logs, skipping over and during the colossal amounts of sex I wasn't having.

00:02:27.684 Mish has been brutally slain by a lightly armed Bushraki guardswoman.

That's all I'm really going to record as you can see they did die.

So stop causing drama I implore you.


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