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Public News Post #14

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Written by: Homer
Date: Thursday, December 20th, 2018
Addressed to:

Dear Song Dominion,

Please refrain from you're current course of actions, I know it's not easy to accept humiliation and defeat
but you're really going to need to turn the other cheek here (even though I would learn a lot from your lord commanders INR)

I have even done so myself, I did die when our vacation group happend upon your poorly defended station (understandable considering the quality of song internal affairs)
and I'm willing to forgive you for that and the crimes commited by your people.

All that I ask is for a simple apology and a symbolic gift of 12,000 marks which can held as a symbol of our friendship.


All of this reminds me of one my classic fables which can be summerized 'don't be stupid, quit before you lose, pay homer'

Love,
Homer

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