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Poetry News Post #39

An Ode To Noodle.

Written by: Socialite Kaos T'rath
Date: Monday, May 3rd, 2021
Addressed to:


An Ode To Noodle

Please uncurl
And play with me

Open your eyes
And you will see

You are safe
And far from harm

Lots of room here
On my arm

Show me how fast you can crawl
I'd like to play with you but you are all

...curled up in a ball
... an itty bitty buggy ball.

Knock knock knock,
who is there?

Are you nervous?
Are you scared?

Come on out
Perch on a leaf

I won't cause you
Harm or grief

I am big
and you are small

I'd like to play with you but you are all

...curled up in a ball
... an itty bitty buggy ball.

Now you're uncurling,
doing your thing

Getting real happy
You start to sing

I know you won't come when I call
but at least you're not all

...curled up in a ball
an itty bitty buggy ball...

curled up in a ball ...
... an itty bitty buggy ball.


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