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Announcements News Post #490

A Little Mischief and Much More Fun...

Written by: Argus, the Tiniest Feracht
Date: Sunday, March 31st, 2024
Addressed to:

Recommended play time: April 1st!

The Admin behind Argus' tiny paws has had a change of heart and is going to be a gorepup from now on. Say goodbye to that cute fluffy kitten and his tippy-tappin' paws. We're upgrading to floppy ears and big slobbery keyboards.

APRIL FOOLS! Or is it?

Log in any time on April 1st (0:00 - 23:59 UTC) to find out, plus claim something naughty-or-maybe-nice in the chaotic spirit of the holiday.

With a mischievous glint in our eyes,
Your Starmourn Admin Team

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