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Public News Post #285

Scatterhome Lottery.

Written by: Vohl, Poet's Minion
Date: Tuesday, April 14th, 2020
Addressed to:


//----// A block capital 'advisory' notice flashes on the screen grabbing your attention and interrupting whatever else was showing at the time //--//

THIS IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT FROM FORTUNA INVESTMENT HOLDINGS GROUP ON BEHALF OF THE SCATTERHOME LOTTERY!

CONTRARY TO FINEPRINT ON PREVIOUS ADVERTISEMENT - DUE TO THE LOGISTICS - ALL TICKET SEQUENCES AND MARKS ARE TO GO THROUGH VOHL AT FORTUNA INVESTMENT HOLDINGS GROUP - IF YOU HAVE ALREADY SENT YOUR TICKET NUMBERS AND MONEY TO POET AS ADVISED, THIS WILL STILL BE VALID, BUT IN ORDER TO IMPROVE TRAFFIC FLOW, VOHL OF FORTUNA INVESTMENT HOLDINGS GROUP WILL BE A LICENSED GAMING AGENT FOR THE PURPOSES OF THE SCATTERHOME LOTTERY!

WE APPRECIATE YOUR CO-OPERATION WITH THIS AMENDMENT!

//----// Suddenly the scene shifts to the nightclub scene and the Elgan is mid funky dancing with a trio of other Elgan females, surrounded by the human women in cocktail dresses who seem to having the time of their life as they dance on the fringe. The Elgan male turns back to look at the camera as if taken by surprise. "Remember friends - 500,000 marks is at stake! You have to be in it to win it so don't delay! Send those number sequences and marks right away!"
//----//


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