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Public News Post #256

NO!

Written by: Vanguard Woodro Phis'tor, Marshal of Scatterhome
Date: Friday, December 27th, 2019
Addressed to: Ren, Guardian General

Dearest Ren,
I will not stand for this it was me that killed the guards. My brother would have you believe that it was him because he wishes to win. I implore that you disregard all action taken against him as I have the bigger gun. I can not stand by and let this false accustations of law go forth. I am the guilty party! My bounty will not be adjusted or I will see you soon!

With all respects,
Woodro Phis'tor, the strongest Phis'tor

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