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Announcements News Post #42

Leadership Announcement!

Written by: Starmaker Eukelade
Date: Monday, April 1st, 2019
Addressed to:

Hey there, Starmourners!

Yesterday was Tecton's last day as Starmourn Producer. We will all miss him very much.

However, now that he is gone, I am pleased to announce that I, Eukelade, will be taking over. Things will not be too different under my rule, but I will be making a few adjustments to the status quo. Don't panic, they are minor.

Changes I Will Be Making, Effective Immediately:

- I will be changing my title from Assistant Producer to Supreme Galactic Overlord.
- Storytellers will now be known as Minions.
- Garryn's brain will be uploaded to the server so he no longer needs to use a fragile meat puppet to write our code.
- We will be implementing permadeath.
- The three factions will be merged into one superfaction.
- The superfaction's logo will be a space unicorn.
- A new chain of credit-only synkaf vendors will be opening its doors throughout the galaxy, we're calling it Starmournbucks.
- Starmournbucks Synkaf will increase your damage output by 500% for one hour.
- Players will now start their Starmourn adventure equipped with a towel.

To sum up, I am really excited about my new role, and I am sure you will all share my vision for Starmourn's future. Oh, I am also pleased to announce that I will be starting a side hustle as chairwoman of FiltraTech Solutions - so dissidents will be incinerated. Have an awesome day, Starmourners!!

Hugs and Kisses,
Supreme Galactic Overlord Eukelade

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