Wonders abound in April, as do pranks and glee!
In acknowledgement of our low population and in an effort to consolidate our playerbase, the Starmourn Admin team has made the bold and brave decision to merge our three Factions into one united front: The Scattered Song Ascendancy!
… Kidding, we’re kidding!! (This joke did wonders on the Discord)
We Admin folk considered a bunch of April Fools pranks, but then we decided to stick to fun sillies instead. With that in mind –
Here’s what’s happening in April:
For this first week of April, everyone who logs in will get a unique mask designed with the stars in its eyes (much like us!). Wearing the mask for an extended period of time may induce hallucinations of bygone times and scenes!
We have also brought back Bozo the Bonkers from the most recent Floating Market and gave him a stall on Omni Station. Assist him with some pranking schemes to get a limited run promo item called the Boppersack which you can attack with friends to release a cascade of candies for everyone to enjoy!
And finally, the Hon-En-Tur Exaltation would like to share the following message:
Greetings.
My name is Itchikaniti and I have received authorization to share some news with the sector on behalf of the Hon-En-Tur Exaltation.
Some spacers may have been affected by a recent data breach which scrambled and even terminated certain racial genetic markers and data elements for users registered with our INR technology. If your data has been affected, you may experience some strangeness in your next cloning service, including some genetic modifications.
Please do not be alarmed! We are doing everything in our power to address the problem and get all systems running back at full capacity soon.
If you are interested in aiding in these efforts, please come see me at Lamentations on Omni Station. Poffy Tango has offered me some space to work and I’ve been assured that this is an approachable location for many spacers.
In glory of the Exaltation!
Itchikaniti
Senior Leader – Data Management | Hon-En-Tur Exaltation
Happy April Fools, April Kickoff, and general Start-Of-Spring to you spacers! We’re so glad to have you here with us. <3
Your Starmourn Admin Team
